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Loooooaaaaaaannnnsss…..
Oh my credit is dropping
and they still keep calling
nothing else has changed
I can’t pay you
Oh you must be crazy,
payments are monthly no
can’t do this on my own
sallie mae,
I can’t pay
off my student Loans
they’re calling me at 10
i’m strssing on the 9
I’ve barely even 8
i’m not so lucky 7
they ring again at 6
let me call you back in 5
what are they looking 4
i’m trying to pay all 3
called my mother 2
but i’m not the only 1
went off to school to get my education
little did i know debt was part of the equation
could of dropped out but that’s a bad situation
if you don’t pay up they’ll garnish your wages
sallie mae and the government make bank
if i default
but i can’t find a job
so that’s not my fault
me and my boo yeah we wanna get married
my debt is a load that we both gotta carry
didn’t know my interest rate would be 12%
payments just high as New York City rent
Oh, should I stand out on wall street?
would that even help me?
Not sure what I should do. Barack are you listening?
Oh, can I get a forebearance?
No help from my parents
I’m doing this on my own
Sallie Mae I can’t pay off my student loans
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Music video by Beyoncé performing Countdown
Music video by Beyoncé performing Countdown
Music video by Beyoncé performing Countdown
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